quote of the day (Jerry Seinfeld combo)

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out." 

Jerry Seinfeld 

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun. 

Jerry Seinfeld 

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. 

Jerry Seinfeld 

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. 

Jerry Seinfeld